THE TKTV NEWSLETTER
Season 2, Episode 22 aired June 14, 1999

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CONTENTS
1. Intro
2. Letters from the viewing audience
3. Kim's Commercial Comments
4. Don't miss
5. TV Trivia
6. Favorite quotes of the week
7. A totally unrelated link


1. Intro

Okay, this Newsletter is incredibly late. I have a feeling that newsletters are going to become slightly less regular over the summer. I'm spending more time out of doors and out of town, and less time in front of the computer and the television. This is healthy! This is good. In about an hour I am leaving for a six-day trip to Hawaii, where I don't plan on having computer access, so TKTV will not be updated for awhile. (To all potential robbers out there, don't bother trying to break into my apartment while I'm gone. My snakes, my dog and my parents will be here protecting it.)

Also, since TV still mostly runs on the school-year season model, there's much less to write about. It's all reruns.

I did, however, watch a number of season and series finales in the last few weeks. I even watched the series finale of "Home Improvement" even though I'm not sure I've ever sat through an entire episode of the show before. I must say I was very disappointed with the "Melrose" finale. I used to watch that show many years ago, and I've caught an episode from time to time since then, and I really thought they were going to do something spectacular for the finale. But no, not even one old person came back to guest star.

Well, at least we'll be able to see Heather Locklear on "Spin City" next year. That should be random. That show was much better before they resorted to gimmick ratings. Heidi Klum returning for the season finale? She couldn't act the first time she was on the show, why bring her back?

And, of course, there was the debacle of the Tonys last week. No Rosie, no ratings, and no "It Ain't Nothing But the Blues." What a disaster. Plus, the one musical director/producer that I was a rooting for (a good friend of mine's older brother) lost in both the musical and play categories. All in all very disappointing.

But how about "The Practice," folks? Was that amazing or what? Even without the whole George Vogelman in the nun costume gimmick at the end, it was just an amazing episode. Bobby and Lindsay took their relationship to the next level after Lindsay had a near-death experience. All sorts of old guest stars came back. There was a sort of closing to some storylines, and yet a cliff-hanger of what this portends for the future. A very well-rounded season finale in my opinion. I'm very much looking forward to next season.

And how was the season finale of "Chicago Hope" not a series finale? They just got rid of like the entire cast. Supposedly it's being revamped with new actors and some help from David E. Kelly for next season, but I'm thinking maybe they just should have let it die peacefully and tried creating an entirely new show.

So have a good week. Your next newsletter should show up in about fourteen days.

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2. Letters from the viewing audience

From Leo:
A brief comment on the Volkswagen ads: I think that these are some of the cleverest ads on TV today, but maybe that's just the yuppie in me straining to be acknowledged. The kid-throwing-octopus-ad *is*, in fact, for VW (Passat). The music, according to www.vw.com, is "Palomita Blanca," by Hector Valera (rec. 1963). Why anyone would care is beyond me. When my wife first saw the spot, she reacted as did your letter-writer's mom: she thought it a paen to love and matching forms of transportation. However, I do not think that this is the case. Note that each of the Passats has a baby in the backseat; and that there is only one carseat in each car. I find it highly unlikely that dad is taking one kid to daycare while mom takes the other to the doctor's, which means that we're looking at two parents who are a)doing some extramarital flirting or 2) unmarried and flirting. Take into account the fact that the ad's title is "Brief Encounter," and we get Yuppie Hormones = 1, True Love = 0.
From Suzanne:
Could it all be possible that Melrose could come back? I must admit I had grown tired of it, but this year was a lot better!

Note from TK: nope, Melrose is gone for good. "Time of Your Life," the new "Party of Five" spin-off starring Jennifer Love Hewitt, will be taking its timeslot next fall. See above for my opinion of the series finale episode.
From David:
Ian Gomez has had a recurring role as Larry on "The Drew Carey Show" since perhaps its second season, and he's kept it up in episodes that have aired since "The Norm Show" premiered. Weren't you aware of that? There have been Wednesday nights on ABC when he's been on both, one after the other.

Note from TK: okay, I admit it, I never watch "The Drew Carey Show." Thanks for letting me know, David. :)
From Rachel:
Tom Fontana may not have known that this would be the Homicide series finale, but I think the final episode was a fitting bookend. Kyle Secor was leaving the cast and his character, Tim Bayliss, has long served as the heroic center of the the show. In finding a way for Bayliss to leave the squad, his disintegration from a idealistic detective to probably a murderer, I think we saw this show move through its own birth, growth and death. I only hope that we will see another like it someday.
From Rob:
Just a brief comment on M*A*S*H - it was, yes, tremendously funny, and achingly sad (who doesn't remember some tearjerker moment - hell, speaking of the finale, when Father Mulcahy went deaf... god, that was terrible...) And it _was_ set in the Korean war. But, as best as I can tell (I have a friend who wrote a thesis about it, actually), it was very much about the Vietnam War.

When it went into production the "Action" was too hot a button to push. Except the producers felt they had to push it. So they used another war.

I know I can be a bit cynical about TV and its value. Modern sitcoms, especially, tend to really annoy me with their utter lack of meaning, and their fortune-cookie morality. But, truth be told, TV is really the most audience-responsive media. So, while it's kind of a sad statement that our generation's most popular sitcom over the past decade was about absolutely nothing, it's also kind of exciting to think that some people in TVLand actually were able to express their dismay and disgust, and helpless optimism in the face of a war that no one wanted to lose, and many didn't even want to be fighting...

Spaulding Gray, in Swimming to Cambodia, says the solution to war is "War therapy. We don't need to fight wars any more, just make movies about fighting wars. I was there, on the set, 2000 feet up in the helecoptor. Up river, they were putting tires on the fires to make smoke billow down. They were paying Thai extras to lie, for hours, in heaps, with bits of ketchup and fake blood and entrails coming from them. It was real. I tell you..."

Letters from the viewing audience are always welcome. Please email any opinions, questions, comments, or random thoughts to TK at tk@tktv.net with the subject of "letters." Letters may be edited for length or content.

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3. Kim's Commercial Comments

Hello TV fans! This week's column is coming your way in spite of the computer problems I've had. I'm back online now and ready to tell you about the commercials I've been laughing and cringing at all week. My television viewing has been somewhat limited this week as I'm not particularly motivated to watch reruns, but I have managed to catch a couple of good minutes here and there. Actually, I haven't included a "cringing" spot this week. I guess my limited TV viewing has spared me the exposure to anything too horrid. I hope the rest of you have had the same good luck. On to the good stuff...

What spot has me laughing? McDonalds: Dad "forgets" the fries

This spot is nice and wholesome. It has everything a good, family values centered politician would ask for.... Now to be honest, most of the time I don't even pay attention to McDonalds ads. I've seen so many in my day that I'm pretty sure I could never see another as long as I live and I'd never forget about Big Mac-Filet-o-Fish-Quarter Pounder-French Fries-Icy Coke-Thick Shakes-Ice Cream-and Apple Pies. But for some reason this one sticks with me.

It opens with dear old dad heading home to the family with a bag of McDonalds burgers. He reaches into the bag for a fry (sound familiar?). Then he has another... and another. As he drives home he continues to munch on the fries leaving the viewer to wonder if there will be any fries left for the wife and kids. He polishes off the bag just as he pulls into the driveway. Oh no! They're gone! He hides the "evidence."

Once he gets inside the house, he presents the McDonald's bag to his wife. She looks inside, sees there are no fries, and asks, "Where are the fries?"

"Oh no." Dad responds with a guilty face. "I'll go back and get some more -- some."

-- I'd also like to say that while I've been pretty much bombarded with Star Wars tie-ins in ads lately, I am especially enjoying one of them. It's the one (Pepsi, I think) with the alien who has all the arms/hands. He's rattling on and on and on. The camera cuts to a girl sitting on a couch. She says something like, "This is the weirdest date I've ever been on. I'm outta here." The little alien seems totally unconcerned. His response? "Go you must." ;-)


TKTV is always looking for new guest writers. Do you have an idea for an article? Write to TK at tk@tktv.net with the subject of "guestwriter."

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4. Don't miss

For details and lots more fun TV to look forward to, see
http://www.tktv.net/index.html?/upcoming.html

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5. TV Trivia

Last week's question (okay, it was three weeks ago, but why get technical) was: what television show did Felicity's Keri Russell, singer Britney Spears and N'Sync's Justin Timberlake make their performance debut on?

We got a deluge of answers this week. The first five people to get their answers to me (yeah, I know this is not the most fair way of doing things, but for now it's going to have to do) were: Sara L., Brandy T., Laurel, Lindsay, and Michaela. They all sent me the correct answer of "The Mickey Mouse Club" within minutes of receiving their newsletter.

Second prizes go to the next ten people to respond: Julie, Esper, Zoe, Heather, Monique, Kelly, Lela, Shari, Jess0147, and Coni. Geka sent in an answer along with the bonus info that N Sync's JC Chasez and Keri's boyfriend, Tony Lucca, were also on that show.

My friend Esper not only sent in her answer, but mentioned that the donut-loving guy on the Saturn commercial was also on the Mickey Mouse Club as well as the guy on that breakfast bar commercial who has to keep running upstairs because he forgot his books, hat, etc. The donut-loving guy is probably one of my all-time favorite ads.

Okay, so obviously we need harder questions, 'cause way too many people are getting these right. :) This week's question comes from Jena:

On "Seinfeld," who forced Elaine out of "The Contest?"

Send answers to TK at tk@tktv.net with the subject of tvtrivia.

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6. Favorite Quotes of the Week

From "Ally McBeal"
"Lucky to be with Al Green?" -Renee
"Lucky to be with anybody who can sing my life... sing my heart." -Ally
"Which is..." -Renee
"Broken!" -Ally
"Broken." -Renee
"Yes, Renee, broken. And I don't mean Billy broke it, or Greg broke it, or any man in particular, it's just one gigantic stress fracture!" -Ally

and

"I am woman, hear me whimper." -Richard

From "Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place"
"Sharon only loves Pete as a friend." -Berg
"And what's a better basis for love and marriage than friendship?" -Ashley
"Sex, money, and alliance between kingdoms!" -Berg

From "NYPD Blue"
"You kept a healthy tank in there. You're a good fish guy." -Sorenson to Sipowicz

and (from an old episode)

"Even stopped clocks are right twice a day." -Fancy

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7. A totally unrelated link

New York Tomes

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