THE TKTV NEWSLETTER
Season 2, Episode 7 aired February 16, 1999

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CONTENTS
1. Intro
2. Letters from the viewing audience
3. Kim's Commercial Comments
4. TV Ramblings
5. Don't miss
6. Favorite quotes of the week
7. A totally unrelated link


1. Intro

Well, we have a couple new things here at TKTV. The first is a brand new site. Yet another "mid-season replacement" has arrived at our shores. (What a terrible term, "mid-season replacement." When is TV going to get rid of the whole season concept like daytime soap operas or "90210" when it had summer episodes?) This time it's a family-oriented cop drama called "Turks." William Devane plays the patriarch of the Turk family, a well-respected cop in Chicago. Of his three sons, two are cops and one is a screw-up in college. They're all impossibly good looking, and I swear Mike (played by David Cubitt) looks exactly like a Doug Savant (ex-Matt on "Melrose") with slightly rounded edges. It actually reminds me a lot of the CBS show "To Have and To Hold" which made a fall showing on CBS and then soon disappeared, but without the strong female/lawyer presence. It also reminds me a lot of the even-more-short-lived NBC drama "Trinity," that got about a three-episode trial on NBC this fall. Both faint memories were soap-style dramas based on families that included a disproportionate number of cops, respectively set in Boston and New York's Hell's Kitchen.

In any case, "Turks" shows on CBS on Thursdays at 9pm. I don't know how long CBS is going to give it, but it's definitely worth checking out. What with the rumors of a cop-drama being developed by Amy Lippman and Christopher Keyser for CBS next fall, and Amy and Chris's history with feel-good soap-style family-oriented dramas (such as their famous creation, "Party of Five"), it sounds like shows such as these are a strong new trend. It just seems like none of them show enough episodes to even warrant a second-season episode guide.

The TKTV Newsletter also has a brand-new columnist. Her name is Kimberly Lawson Spears, and she'll be writing about her favorite and least-favorite TV commercials every week. Some of you long-time viewers may remember when the Newsletter used to have "TKTV's Favorite ad" every week. Well, Kimberly's column is pretty much the same idea, except much much better.

Kimberly is originally from Alabama, and has a strong background in broadcast journalism. She studied Radio, Television and Film in school, and has worked for a local affiliate of NBC in Alabama, as well as another independent station. She is currently working as the Marketing and Member Services Director for the YMCA and doing video production on the side. Above and beyond all of this, she's a fabulous writer, and her favorite shows are "Ally McBeal," "The Practice," and "Party of Five," which in my opinion displays great taste.

So please welcome Kimberly, and her first column this week, which can be found right below Letters from the viewing audience.

I apologize for the lateness of this week's Newsletter. President's Day threw me all out of whack, and last night I got dragged to this incredible movie instead of working on the Newsletter. I highly recommend everyone see "Life is Beautiful." I walked in knowing nothing about the film except that it was in Italian, and had been nominated for an Academy Award for both "Best Foreign Film" and "Best Picture" which is extremely unusual. It was one of the best movies I have ever seen in my entire life. That's all I'll say.

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2. Letters from the viewing audience

From Andrew:
Note from TK: again, if you need the link that sparked all this discussion, it's http://www.robot.se/w2/fundera.gif

OK, here's the puzzle... The large shape is not a triangle. It's close, but not quite. Notice that the ratio of height to width of the red triangle is not the same as the teal triangle. Here's how the area works out:

A 13x5 triangle would have area of (13*5)/2, or 32.5

The area of the red triangle is (8*3)/2, or 12
The area of the orange piece is 7
The area of the green piece is 8
The area of the teal triangle is (5*2)/2, or 5

The sum of the areas of the pieces is 32. The top figure shows a quasi-triange with a concave upper edge, while the bottom figure shows a quasi-triangle with a convex upper edge. Add the .5 of a square delta in for each, and there's your missing square.
From Ken:
Well, awhile ago I said that Felicity reminded me of 90210 in the 4th year or so (once it got bad), but without the few good years to give it a little credibility. I'm glad to agree with TK that it's been better lately and I like it because it's actually pretty good, not just because I'm drawn to it like a bus crash. (ahem)

But I have to say, the first thought I had after Todd "no, everyone else but Felicity likes the stalker" Mulcahy lost to the laws of physics was "Wow, they don't usually show the impact of the vehicle." But my second thought was that this little gambit was eerily reminiscent of the Josh Richland death on 90210 a few years ago. You remember Josh -- the annoying intrusive reporter for the California University Condor who gets Brandon to run for Student Body VP with him, and then after getting elected gets plowed over by a truck while driving away from the peach pit. I guess it was the automotive fatality that initially sparked the comparison, but it had the same ring of annoying-person-who-will-later-be-thought-of-in-a-nice-way that I remember from that time on 90210. I don't know if this is a good or bad thing, but I'm just hoping they handle this well. We'll see tomorrow night, I guess.
From Mimi:
The whole big figure is not really a triangle, the hypotenuse is not a straight line.
This can be seen from calculating the individual areas of the pieces and then the area of the big perceived triangle...

area of triangle = .5 * base * height
green triangle = .5 * 5 * 2 = 5
red triangle = .5 * 8 * 3 = 12
orange shape = 7
green shape = 8
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whole figure = 32

percieved tri = .5 * 5 * 13 = 32.5

I think it's easier to see, that moving the pieces around can get you some extra area. In the top figure, the hypotenuse is concave but it's hard to see that we're missing .5 area. however, in the bottom figure where the whole figure's area is 33, it's easier to notice that the hypotenuse is convex.

Hope that helps.
From Daphne:
Am I the only person who's noticed that Ally is white and Greg is not? Are they ever going to address that, or are they just going to break up so that Ally can get all worked up over yet another very very bad idea??? Does she ever read Dear Abby? Married men never leave their wives!
From Ben:
The problem is that the two triangles (the 3x8 and the 2x5) are not similar (i.e., not the same shape), and so the whole top image is not really a triangle at all, but some funky quadralateral. In more yucky technical terms, arctan(3/8)=20.6 degrees, but arctan(2/5)=21.8 degrees. So if you drew the diagram honestly, you'd have this very elongated triangle missing from the middle--and it's area is exactly one. So now you can tell Cristobel or whoever was confused.

Pretty cool problem, though. Took me a while to figure it out.

Letters from the viewing audience are always welcome. Please email any opinions, questions, comments, or random thoughts to TK at tk@tktv.net with the subject of "letters." Letters may be edited for length or content.

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3. Kim's Commercial Comments

It's February and once again "sweeps" are upon us. You know, the time of year network programming is traditionally better. There are no reruns, big-time guest stars, mini-series, and specials. Over the last couple of years, I have come to look forward not only to the programs, but also to (Shall I say it? Do I dare?) the COMMERCIALS!

Commercials have come a long way from the drab, cookie cutter shape they originally held to the thirty- and sixty-second masterpieces we have today. The water cooler conversation in my office turns to the latest commercials as often as it does to Ling's latest lawsuit (Ally McBeal) or Dr. Ross's most recent rule-breaking fiasco (ER). Commercials have come so far, in fact, that in 1998 the Academy for Television Arts and Sciences gave the first Emmy for a commercial.

I've said all this to introduce my column. Each week I will fill you in on the spots that have me laughing (or cringing) and why. So here goes...

What spot has me laughing? Got Milk?

The latest installment of this popular campaign opens on a shot of a kitchen counter stocked with a box of animal crackers and, of course, a glass of milk. As a little girl (Let's call her Lucy) comes into view, a chorus of cartoonish voices cry out variations of "Oh no! She's going to eat us! Somebody do something!"

Just as Lucy is about to take a bite out of one of them, she is called into the other room. The animals take action. Pushing with all the might they can muster, the gang manages to break through the plastic covering the front of the box. An elephant trumpets a "charge" as they race toward her glass of milk. They turn over her glass of milk and hear her returning to the kitchen. "Run! Run! She's coming!"

Oh no! What's this? The monkey is lagging behind (and no wonder... he runs like he just jumped out of the latest episode of South Park). He falls. As Lucy picks him up, a voice (think Apu from the Quickie Mart in Springfield) cries "She's going to eat monkey!"

Just as the picture looks bleak for our friend "monkey," Lucy realizes her milk is spilled and the day (I mean the monkey) is saved. After all, cookies are no good without milk, right?

What spot has me cringing?

A group of grown men dressed in viking-esque hats with horns and lots of fur are in a lodge-type room. One of them announces, "Our new leader will be the first one of us who can successfully call Buffalo!"

"Hello, Buffalo? Directory assistance, please."

"We have our leader."

ARGGGGGGG. Use your remote people. Defend yourself against this one.

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4. TV Ramblings

Why does the WB summarize shows with previews right before showing the show itself? That's really annoying for the spoiler sensitive, and even annoying for us regular folk who aren't spoiler sensitive at all. I'm all ready tuned in and ready to watch the show, so why ruin it for me? Also, the addition of teaser scenes before the commercials during "Hyperion Bay" is really frustrating. Here I am wondering if Dennis and Trudy are going to kiss yet, and there's a quick shot of them rolling around in bed a few commercial breaks before it actually happens. Way to blow the surprise!

"7th Heaven" and the birth of the twins, made me cry. "Ally McBeal" tried to as well, with a dying little kid, but just missed.

Speaking of "Ally," what great new opening credits! Finally, they feature some scenes from the second season, and the official addition of the fabulous Lucy Liu as Ling. Perfect timing as well, since the last two episodes have featured her so strongly. My only concern is that their character pallette is getting too big. With the addition of Nelle and Ling, it seems like Billy, and particularly Georgia, have simply become decoration.

Okay, along with all these terrible rumors about cat fights on the set of "Charmed," and the female stars arguing over who gets to wear the best clothes, and whose breasts look bigger, someone has made a bad choice for Shannen Doherty's lips. I don't know if it was at Shannen's request or not, but in the last few episodes her lips have been overly outlined in lipstick to make them look larger. Although in some ways the makeup trick works, in other ways, it just looks like some kid couldn't color inside the lines.

ABC and NBC have gone crazy in promoting their big Feburary mini-series. Everything on NBC has been '60's related, and everything on ABC has been about storms. Both "Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place" and "The Hughleys" on ABC have had "Storm of the Century" episodes, and NBC has had all of their actors dressing up in '60's garb and reminiscing about their experiences in the '60's. The funny thing was, in the middle of all of this, the two-part episode about Dr. Ross's big trauma on "ER" was called "The Storm." But "ER" is on NBC, not ABC.

I have to say, I started watching "Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place" mainly because I got sucked in by "Dharma and Greg" which came on right before. However, now I watch it by choice. It's really funny. I wouldn't say that it's incredible quality TV like "Sports Night" or "Law & Order," but it's really funny. It actually had me laughing aloud last week.

Rachael Leigh Cook has been turning up all over the place. Since she starred in the movie "She's All That," she's also been on an episode of "Dawson's Creek" (playing Dawson's leading lady in his film) and I'm pretty sure I've spotted her as that girl in the anti-heroin commercial who uses a frying pan (heroin) to destroy an entire kitchen (a user's life).

Where can "The X-Files" go from here? If the conspiracy is over, does that mean there will be no more conspiracy episodes? Great casting of Veronica Cartwright as Cassandra Spender. Anyone remember her spitting cherry pits in "The Witches of Eastwick?"

Cool. Anson Williams directed "90210." Remember him? Potsy on "Happy Days." Oh, and great cameo by Bernie Kopell as Steve's doctor. Many many TV fans will recognize Kopell as the doctor from the original "Love Boat" TV series. Spelling does like to recycle his actors.

I always felt like "Friends" didn't feel like it was in New York as much as shows like "Mad About You" or even "Veronica's Closet." I always attributed that to the lack of outdoor shots. When a scene begins in "Mad About You" in Paul and Jamie's apartment, you see a quick shot of the outside of their building. In "Friends," I have no idea what the outside of their apartment building looks like. But I think they've started using just a few more situation shots than they used to. Keep an eye out.

Who drinks a 40 from a glass? On "The PJs," Thurgood's 40 was empty, and his wife Muriel brought him a new one and poured it into a glass. Hmmm... maybe it's because it was his wife....

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5. Don't miss

For details and lots more fun TV to look forward to, see
http://www.tktv.net/index.html?/upcoming.html

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6. Favorite Quotes of the Week

From "That '70's Show"
"You know, the unexamined self is an unfullfilled self." -Midge
"How can you be unfullfilled? I put a roof over your head, I pay the bills, I take care of you." -Bob
"Yeah, but what do I do?" -Midge
"You fill out that sweater real nice." -Bob

From "Ally McBeal"
"One of my New Year's resolutions - less fantasy, more reality." -Ally

From "The X-Files"
"The truth is out there, Agent Spender. Maybe you should find it for yourself." -Mulder

From "The PJs"
"Bless my soul-train! Who the hell are you? Are you a ghost?" -Thurgood "We prefer Apparition-Americans." -ghost

From "Beverly Hills 90210"
"I felt like walking. Blend in. Be like everyone else." -Lauren
"Everyone else drives." -Matt
"Oh right. I keep thinking, in New York we didn't have a car. It blows my mind you moved to L.A." -Lauren
"We talked about moving west." -Matt
"Yeah, New Jersey!" -Lauren
"So I overshot a little." -Matt

and

"I've been a party dog. I've sniffed things and marked things, but I've never really made anything out of it." -Steve.

From "Frasier"
"God bless the virus that invaded that little girl's ear canal." -Frasier

From "Veronica's Closet"
"I thought maybe she was getting the good Bryce." -Veronica
"The good Bryce? That's like someone getting the good flesh-eating disease." -Alec

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7. A totally unrelated link

Muppets!

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